How to successfully Andrew Scott.

Hello there, hi, hi. Have you noticed how, instead of studying as I really, really, really ought to be, I choose to waste my time on this blog? It’s because I love you. And also because I finally got around the more or less permanent stranglehold of a writer’s block. And also because I suddenly felt the desperate need to fangirl over Andrew Scott. And make a blog post out of it. How many of you know Andrew Scott? Raise your hands if you want to whisper “I O U” in his ears. If you do, this post is for you. If you don’t, this post is EXCLUSIVELY for you.
Andrew Scott. How do I begin to explain Andrew Scott? Andrew Scott is flawless. I hear his smiles and his tendency to frequently moisten his lips with his tongue melted the ovaries of 10,000 fangirls. He is so adorable and shy and cute in interviews that he makes fangirls sob, but I hear that when he gets onstage or in front of the camera, he morphs into people that blow your mind. His favourite hobby is painting. (I paint too. Just not while looking like a God and acting like the most perfect man on the face of the earth.)  One time I looked into his face- it was a spiritual experience, like looking into the face of a Madonna. One time he turned people into shoes- it was awesome!
How do you face, Andrew Scott. Who taught you how to face.
He is always “Andrew Scott”- never just Andrew. Because while there are many, many Andrews in this world (Garfield, and… Garfield), they can never compare with his divinity. There is only one Andrew Scott. There are exactly two rules to Andrew Scotting- one, once a Mascott, always a Mascott; two, once a Mascott, always a Mascott. So what if he is not there in the much-awaited ubiquitous Season Three? We shall never stop Mascotting. For example, I know at least two people whose family members had to be treated for deafness because they shrieked so piercingly after watching Andrew Scott naked in the trailer of “The Stag”. (Yes, you read that right. Go check out the trailer- it is awesome and hilarious and 90% Andrew Scott)
Andrew Scott as Moriarty is the Chuck Norris of the Sherlock!verse: when Moriarty cries, little children die on the street. Literally. Sadly that did not save him from dying himself, but who cares? Before that we got multiple versions of Andrew Scott:  he is three people all by himself in the series, rather like Chuck Norris. When Andrew Scott acts, he does not act as the character-the character acts as him.

What is the definition of perfection in the Oxford Dictionary?

You guessed it.

Andrew. Scott. 

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  1. “How do you face, Andrew Scott. Who taught you how to face.
    He is always “Andrew Scott”- never just Andrew. Because while there are many, many Andrews in this world they can never compare with his divinity. There is only one Andrew Scott. There are exactly two rules to Andrew Scotting- one, once a Mascott, always a Mascott; two, once a Mascott, always a Mascott.”

    My God HOW DID I MISS THIS!! ANDREW FREAKING SCOTT POST AND I MISSED IT??? SOMEONE SHOOT ME! ASAP. And this was so sweet and raw and funny..heheheh….I.love. Andrew. Scott. And. I. Love . You. 😀

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